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By viewing this webpage, you knowingly and willingly agree to view my web page, anything and everything within my pages, with discretion. This site may contain "weird and crazy" things or images of chickens blowingup or monkeys blowingup. If you are a member or affiliated with any animal rights organization, by viewing the content of these pages, you waive your right to engage in litigation with the owner of this webpage and its host. Even though they may be animated animals, this sentence is not the same as the previous. If you are not of legal age in the United States(18), parent(s) or legal guardian(s) should accompany you, where ever appropriate. If a minor should enter this page without knowledge and consent of the minor(s)' parent(s) or legal guardian(s), it would be the parent(s) or legal guardian(s) responsibility to know the actions of his or her or their child or children. Even though this page does not contain "real" images of animals, people's feelings might be hurt. I feel your pain. Whatever, if the viewer(s) does not have the stomach to view such images, it would not be advisable to view this page. But like idiots, they would not read this disclaimer and just enter by clicking on the Scooby Doo® animated image or by typing in the page's url name to enter. Viewer(s) who have psychological problems with any images should not view this web page alone. The viewer(s) with "psychological" "problems" should be accompanied with a legally sane human being deemed legally sane by a court of law, such as a psychologist or psychiatrist (lawyers do not count). If viewing this page causes epilepsy, the viewer(s) must be damn lucky to get that. Chances of getting epilepsy are "slim to none" by viewing this webpage and its contents. If the viewer(s) happens to be not a homosapien, the viewer(s) also waive their right to engage in litigation of any sort, nor can it be represented in a class action suit by homosapiens or any legal entity. If by viewing the web page ,by a non-homosapien, causes damage to its parts or something that is connected to it, the owner of this webpage and its host is not responsible, legally or morally, to "its" own parts or pieces, living or non-living. If the viewer(s) is not a legal resident or citizen of the United States of America, not assuming all US citizens or legal residents can read English, the viewer would need to know English to understand the contents of this page. If the viewer(s) is not a legal resident or citizen of the United States of America, and or views this page from another country other than the United States of America, the viewer(s) waive their right to sue in any court of law, including international law set by the United Nations. If this webpage and its contents are viewed in a library, public or private, the viewer(s) and or the library, public or private, waive their right as a citizen or legal resident or legal entity to engage in litigation with the owner of the webpage and its host. If you took a bus or any public transportation to the library to go on the internet and view this page in a big city, which is outside of a 5-mile radius of your home or farm, you might be a red-neck. If the viewer(s) is a red-neck, he or she or it or they waive their(its) right to sue the owner of the webpage or its host. If the viewer(s) is a living or non-living being, homosapien or non-homosapien, by viewing the web page or disclaimer(the whole thing or any one word of this disclaimer), the viewer(s), living or non-living, homosapien or non-homosapien, waive their, its, his, her, rights to sue as a legal person or entity in a court of law. If the viewer(s) is gay or lesbian, or homo, it is not advisable to enter this page, it contains no homo stuff, for this webpage is not dedicated to gay or lesbians(including Supreme). If the viewer(s) is a pedophile, get the hell out of here, there is nothing about little kids you sick-o. If the viewer(s) has any criminal record of any kind, it is advisable to leave(except C Fuzion). If the viewer(s) engages in illegal activity(ies) while viewing this web page, the viewer(s)(implying those who engage in illegal activity at the time of viewing this web page) is responsible and not the owner of this web page and its server, for any illegal activity(ies). The owner of this webpage and its server are not responsible for anything downloaded, before or during or after any transfer of data from this server to the computer viewed by the viewer(s), from this webpage. If the viewer(s) finds any content or aspect of it offensive, tell someone that cares or email me. By emailing me, the viewer(s) would have to enter the webpage to find out my email address. I will read your concerns for anything offensive, and then think about it. If no actions are done to accomodate someone, tough luck, I can't make a politically correct page, that would just suck. If the viewer(s) accidentally surfed on in to "see more butts," it is advisable to leave for there is no images of asses, glutious maximus, of any sort. If the viewer(s) finds the contents of links to other webpage's offensive, tell them not me, the owner of this page and its server are not responsible for the content of other legal persons or legal entity's web page(s). This webpage has no intended educational use nor is it intended for "pleasuring" yourself or others, it is a personal page of the owner. If the viewer(s) damage his or her or their eyes while reading this disclaimer, it would be their responsibility in assuming the risk of reading such small fine print, and not of the owner or server. This disclaimer is subject to change at the discretion of the owner of this webpage. The "Nicholas Lau's Webpage Disclaimer" is not to be copied without the expressed written consent of Nicholas Lau on a legal document with his signature, encased in an envelope mailed to the receiver of consent through the US Postal Service, with a stamp licked by Nicholas Lau or anyone approved by Nicholas Lau to lick that stamp. Viewer's discretion is advised.

*disclaimer/diskláymer/n. a renunciation or disavowal, especially of responsibility

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